|Ernie: "Bert! I wish you wouldn't drink so much, Bert."|
Bert: Well, Ernie, I wish you wouldn't eat cookies in the damn bed!
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|"She’s my person. If I murdered someone, she’s the person I’d call to help me drag the corpse across the living room floor. She’s my person." - Cristina and Meredith, from Grey's Anatomy|
|"Oh, Lucy, I know you're not going to move, but if you ever do move, don't move." - Ethel and Lucy, from I Love Lucy|
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|"You and me... we're in a club now." - Ellie and Carl, from Up|